But today was a new day. It was warm and sunny. I got my work out in during his morning nap and decided to get dressed up for my outing to buy nursing bras. With the high temp of 82, I put on my new spring dress with green shoes and orange lipstick. I was feeling bright and snazzy.
I had big plans for the afternoon. Bra shopping, coffee on a patio with my favorite little guy and maybe a little visit to say hi to my favorite big guy.
I made it to the bra shop. Things were going well. And then he wanted to eat in the middle of my fitting. No problem. The bra store is also a mecca for all things lactation so I was welcome to sit in the dressing room to nurse. Except that when I picked him up, I noticed his diaper had leaked. Logic says feed the screaming baby first, change the diaper 2nd. That works great until the baby poos in your lap. Needless to say I wasn't feeling pretty anymore. But I walked out of the store with 2 bras, a naked baby and a poopy dress. I guess it's obvious that we went home afterwards to play in the yard. It was still a beautiful day and I learned a few lessons.
- Never leave the house without a clean onsie
- Don't use the crappy diapers just because someone gave them to you
- Children exist to teach us
- don't be running around all cocky like yea, that's right, I'm rockin this dress. Because they will poop on you.
- who cares that there is poop on your dress. It's still a great day
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